Heart of Darkness.
It.
Wow. Do you read anything besides Stephen King?
Hell, no.
Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Now, that was a classic.
Man, how does your wife put up with you?
All right, here we go. Look.
Bravo, this is Sierra. We have a black S.U.V. approaching.
Roger that, Sierra.
Right on time.
Okay. We gotta go. We gotta change position.
Clear.
Bravo, this is Sierra.
- Weapons confirmed. - Check.
Engagement orders.
Simmer down, big guy. We got plenty of time.
You seeing this? Unreal.
What the hell is that guy doin' here?
Bravo, requesting new target of opportunity...
High-value target, Sanan Alhad.
Identity confirmed, Sierra. You have execute authorization.
Please be aware, there is no Eagle extract.
We may not get another shot.
It's your call, but we're out here alone.
Shit. Shh.
Okay, we got 6 visible targets.
If they get their hands on those boxes, it's gonna get hot up here.
Target locked.
Ohh!
Go!
Come on, kid. Come on. You can do it.
You can do it. Breathe.
- He's gone, man. - No. Just gimme a minute.
No! Hey. We gotta go, man.
Go. Go!
Come on!
Come on, man. He's gone!
- Hi, baby. - Hey, sweetheart.
Oh, my God. It is so good to see your face.
- Oh, you too. - Everything good?
I'm comin' home for a couple weeks.
- Really? - Yeah.
Well, that's great news. That means you can be my "plus one".
Plus what?
Alright, you remember me talking about Darren Conner...
my super-rich client, owns, like, a bazillion different businesses...
Real estate, hotels, casinos...
Yeah. The one who wrote that stupid get-rich book.
- Yeah. - What was it?
Why shouldn't you have it all?
He's opening a new resort...
and guess who's in charge of his super-deluxe, invite-only opening bash.
- Who? - You're an ass.
- Yeah, sometimes. - So how about it?
5 days of sun, beach...
It's just a short trip for you.
I was really just lookin' forward to gettin' back home...
- back to Michigan. - I'm sorry.
It's my job. Bad timing, I know.
- Why don't you just come home? - No. No, wait. Look.
You're my home, and...
it doesn't matter where I am.
I love you back.
Oh, my God.
Isn't it beautiful?
- Yeah. Sure is. - Hmm.
You're still a little far away, huh?
A little bit, yeah.
Hello! Welcome. Thank you for joining us.
Can I get your bags for you, ma'am?
- It's beautiful! - Right this way.
Enjoy!
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- Right? - Aw, it's okay, I guess.
I mean, if you're into paradise and all, you know?
- Oh! - Ohh!
- Oh, you wanna fight, huh? - That serves you right.
- Robin? Nice to finally meet you. - Oh, my gosh.
- Cynthia, this is my husband. - Joe.
Robin's told me a lot about you. Nice to meet you.
Our goal is to have the most energy-efficient resort...
in this part of the word.
As you know, this island rests in close proximity...
to the volcanic corridor.
Oh, yeah. Everyone knows that, huh?
So we've constructed our own geothermal plant...
allowing us to use heat for power.
- Impressive security. - Yes!
24 hour armed guards in security towers.
Top-of-the-line surveillance.
We are actually having our opening party here tomorrow night.
You're goin' in. Come here.
Be careful. I gotta go to a meeting.
I mean, I know you see exotic spots like this all the time...
but this is pretty decent for us civilian folk.
Sierra, you copy?
Affirmative.
Hmm.
You know, I haven't seen you like this since...
Well, since ever.
Last one was bad, huh?
Yeah. It just went a little sideways.
Anything you could have done?
I don't know. I just got a closer look than I usually get.
You wanna talk about it?
Just thinkin' about a change.
Well...
Not to put ideas in your head, but...
You know I'm proud of you...
whether you're saving the world or sweeping a floor.
You know, I knew there was some good reason I married you.
You have very low expectations.
It's so nice to see someone's having a good time.
I was just waiting for you to arrive.
Darren Conner, this is my husband.
- Joe Linwood. - A soldier, right?
Actually, he's a marine.
Hmm. Right. Can I talk with you?
I'm getting 20 phone calls an hour from some Kusang representative.
They have a reporter from some local rag up my ass...
for an interview I do not want to give, and some Greenpeace lawyer...
trying to hit me with injunctions.
So could you just please do your job now, thank you?
Absolutely. On my way.
It was a pleasure.
- We need to replace the champagne. - Yes, sir.
That piss in the kitchen I would not give to my dog.
And you thought your job was dangerous, huh?
No. I like him. Really.
I'll be back as soon as I can. Got a surprise for you.
- Hi. - Uh, listen.
What's that kid doing fishing on the beach?
May I suggest an electrical fence for these darkies?
Forget the electrical fence. You've gotta clean up the beach.
Oh.
- Watch out now. - Watch your head. Aaah...
Thanks.
Hello?
Hey.
Closed.
Sorry. I'm from the resort.
They said you could be booked for a snorkeling tour.
We're not exactly up and running yet.
Do tell.
Oh, come on. Please?
A favor for your fellow Yankees?
Oh, hell.
If you're gonna hit me in that soft spot of mine, I guess so.
But just so you know...
one Yankee to another... I'm gonna overcharge ya.
- Oh, well, thanks for the heads-up. - He talk?
Uh, not if he can get away with it.
- Oh. - Trophy husband.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your choice. - Okay. Thank you.
- You a grunt? - No.
- Jarhead. - Yeah. Marine.
Mmm. I thought so. Where you out of?
- Parris Island or Pendleton? - Pendleton.
Oh. Hollywood monkey, huh?
Force Recon. You?
Just a regular S.F. ranger. Explosives. Engineer. I blew shit up.
Powder monkey, huh?
Uh, once upon a time, huh?
- Joe. - Joe? Church.
- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Come on. Let's get you all geared up.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Does, uh... Does this mean you're not gonna overcharge me now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yellow... Good choice. Sharks love yellow.
- That's great, baby. - He's joking.
Go ahead. Turn around and look.
Oh, my God.
- Joe? - Geez.
None of this was on any of the maps until your fancy resort showed up.
Mmm. Gets better.
The other end of that beach... There's a cave.
Leads you right back to your resort.
Just make sure you head west, okay?
They teach you that in the Marine Corps, don't they...
- Difference between east and west? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh! - Whoa!
- Go get him, honey. - I will.
Whoo.
Enjoy yourselves.
Thank you. Bye.
This is amazing.
You know, it could be like this all the time... You, me...
Jet-setting around the world.
Your professional "plus one"?
Yeah.
Until the first day you got bored.
I know who I married, Joe...
and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah, right. This goes back to the resort.
Yeah. Wow.
- That's east. We gotta go west. - Yeah.
Oh.
That sorry powder monkey.
Well, Church was right.
Mm-hmm.
- You wanna go back? - Mmm. Come on.
I have a party to organize.
**
You know, they put one in every room.
- Robin! - Hi.
- How are you? - Good to see you.
**
I'm sure I wasn't like that, but it was a good one.
That reporter was nosing around again.
Only this time, he was pestering Mr. Chevault...
about his opinion on the Greenpeace legal action against me.
Need I remind you that Mr. Chevault is one of our major shareholders?
So that is just not acceptable.
My apologies, Mr. Conner. I'll get right on it.
Oh, please, now that the damage is done... I mean...
- Joe. - Oh, great. G.I. Joe's here.
What? You got an opinion? Or you just gonna kick my ass?
No, sir.
See, unlike some, I don't pick on women half my size.
- Oh. - And "G.I." is army, moron.
I'm a marine.
- Okay, Joe. It's fine. - No, Robin, it's not.
Hey, hey. It's fine. Joe? Please. It's fine.
Number 1... I'm sorry about that. It will not... happen again.
Number 2... The reason you're having trouble with the reporter...
is because you constantly ignore my recommendation...
to just give him 20 minutes.
- I'm not... - 20 minutes of your time.
- gonna talk with any reporter about... - You answer...
the questions you want, and when he brings up the injunctions you...
smile sweetly and say it's all being worked out.
It can only help you look better...
and not like a rich American outsider with something to hide.
However, first things first.
You have an opening speech to give.
Okay.
Good evening, friends, colleagues and investors.
I would like to introduce you to our host, the chairman of Conner Industries...
Mr. Darren Conner.
Thanks.
Ladies and gentlemen, you honor me by being the first official guests...
of our magnificent new experience.
Welcome to the Tanjalla Beach Resort...
where you will never have to ask yourself...
"Why shouldn't I have it all?"
You know, before I created Tanjalla, there was nothing here...
Well, nothing but a wasted opportunity.
This fabulous island was flawed by inefficiency, archaic thinking...
and a subsequent lack of employment for the local population.
But I have changed all that.
Water, fire, earth, air...
- They are not only... - Hey, marine!
Crazy-ass powder monkey.
Hey, man. How many jobs you got anyway?
Oh, I've been known to moonlight.
Gonna have a good show tonight.
Here. Look at this. Get a kick outta this.
Pop flare. I throw it up at the end for old times' sake.
Ah. Military's night light.
Nobody else gets it, but I don't give a shit.
Hmm.
What's goin' on? You and the little woman havin' a thing?
Her boss was bein' an asshole, and somehow...
I'm the bad guy.
Yeah, well, don't take it personal, alright?
You gotta remember, she's on her own most of the time.
Can't be waitin' around for your sorry ass to show up.
Be all macho for her, right?
- Yeah. - Look, brother...
I'm not the kind of guy to be givin' a lotta advice.
If I were you, I'd polish off those kneepads...
head back up there and tell her how sorry I was.
Couple young things like you...
I can guarantee you, make-up sex would be well worth it.
That how you did it?
Nope.
Yeah, look at me now, right? King of the world, Ma.
Yeah, I guess so.
Mmm. Go on. Beat it.
I'm about to light this place up.
Solar energy from the sun.
Hydroelectric from the ocean.
Geothermal from the earth.
And the harnessing of wind.
On behalf of Conner Industries, I thank you...
and wish you a very enjoyable vacation.
- Here's to it! - Yeah! Hear, hear! Bravo!
- Nice job. - These hicks wouldn't know...
a thermodynamic converter from a hot fart.
All they care is it says "please recycle" on it.
- What's next? - Mingling with guests.
Excuse me. Mr. Conner? Hate to interrupt.
What?
Jump!
Get down. Get down!
No! No!
- He's gone. - Joe!
Aaah!
Stop screaming.
Now you just stop right there.
Who are you?
What... What'd you think you're doing here?
Hello, Mr. Conner.
Joe!
Come on. Get up, buddy. Gotta get outta here.
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
Joe!
Robin.
Stay calm. You've been out a couple hours.
She still inside?
Okay. You have floor plan for hotel?
- Right here. - Get some more bandages.
Right here, sir.
It's gonna be okay. Local authorities are on it.
Just try to relax, all right?
Hey! We're on TV. It's on TV now.
Early reports of a terrorist attack on Tanjalla Beach Resort...
capturing as many as 20 hostages.
We have confirmation that this video, uploaded via Internet minutes ago...
comes from inside the resort.
Please... All right! Don't!
Robin.
For the last century we have watched helplessly...
as the disease of the Western world...
has spread across our islands.
Now it is your turn to watch.
We will kill all the hostages in 24 hours.
If you wish to spare their lives...
you must pay tribute.
- Tribute? - Infidels. That's you and me, buddy.
They gotta pay tribute for their crimes.
- Like money. - Ransom.
What? No, no.
No!
Don't watch this, kid.
No!
You gotta help me... get her back.
Ho, ho. Oh, whoa. Time-out here.
Look, there's nothing we can do about that.
It's the military's job.
Listen, brother, I was never a hero, all right?
Okay in a group, part of a team...
but somethin' like this?
No. I'm sorry, man.
Sorry. Can't do it.
- Stop! - Shh, shh, shh.
Listen to me. We will do whatever you want.
Just don't hurt anyone.
You don't have to threaten us, okay?
We can't identify you.
We haven't seen your faces.
No!
Now you have.
- Stay calm. - I wanna see my family.
For the love of Christ, just stay calm. Stay calm.
- Who are these people? - They're separatists...
fighting the spread of Western influence on their country.
You know what? People are working on getting us out... Okay?
So we just gotta stay calm,
- and think with clear heads. - You're right.
No!
After that broadcast, there is no way for us to keep this quiet.
What?
Makil Shoal...
diplomatic adviser on behalf of the Kusang government.
Blueprints to the resort.
We have the perimeter surrounded.
But I will not attack...
until we know more about the terrorists.
That's all right, Commander. I'm taking care of this.
Who's in charge?
Sir! This is off-limits. Please wait over there.
No. Somebody's gonna talk to me. Now.
Wait.
Let me.
I apologize for that.
You know, dealing with the military...
It's like playing chicken with a brick wall.
- No offense, of course. - What's being done about the hostages?
I'm afraid I can't discuss it with you, Mr...
Joe.
2 days is unacceptable. I will be dead tomorrow.
Just make it happen.
The money is on its way.
Tribute.
Yeah, sure. Tribute. Whatever you wanna call it.
You touch just one hair on my head... You can kiss it all good-bye.
Look, just let us go.
The money is on its way.
You got what you want.
No. I got what I asked for.
We were living in paradise long before the Great White Hope...
came to our shores to save us from our happiness.
You don't know what I want!
Think it's working?
Either way, little brother, the message will be sent.
It's all falling into place.
This is a political disaster.
I am the one who convinced my government...
to allow Conner Industries to purchase the old resort from the local owners.
Now I have to negotiate the release of the hostages.
I can't believe this is happening.
I'm with Conner Security. Are you sending in troops?
Ohh, my government is extremely reticent...
to engage in military action.
If they should storm in and the hostages are killed...
we could have a... an international incident.
And we're still waiting on word from the U.S...
which means they're waiting to see how we deal with the problem.
So what do you plan to do?
I've already done it.
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Mercenaries.
Better trained than most of our soldiers.
And accustomed to dirty work.
Get out.
Skunk. How are you?
Hey, thanks.
They're for sale to the highest bidder.
Better than letting them die.
Hey, Blondie... Nervous, or what?
Thank you for responding so quickly.
- Who's that? - He's with Conner Securities.
- Marine Recon. - Congratulations.
Now get him out of here.
- I'm goin' in with you. - Uh-huh.
Look, I've been inside. I know the layout.
- Please, sir. Just leave it to us. - With or without you...
I'm goin' in.
You do... I'll consider you an enemy and shoot you on sight.
You need to stand down. I'm taking over.
Hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me take him.
Blondie... Team 2.
You come with me. Team 1.
Can you tell me what they're saying?
I don't know.
"The intruders will be dead"?
Team 2, copy.
Team 2... Copy.
Team 2.
Something's wrong. Move. Quick.
Damn.
Shot in the back... All of 'em.
And the last one's missing.
Blondie. If they had a traitor, then maybe we have one too.
It's a trap.
Take cover!
Aaah! I'm hit!
Come on! Move!
Come on, let's go!
Move! Come on!
Get in. Come on.
Let's go.